Comedy clubs are a bit more expensive. That's the problem with some of these places. But the flipside of that is, if you do too many shows for free or $5, then people don't understand why you can't fly to Milwaukee and do a show for a $3 cover. That won't even pay for my flight.

If you see me at a restaurant, blow me a kiss, wave, blow me another kiss, then walk five steps backward.

It was actually 3 years between albums. That seems like a long time to me

I don't feel I'm even worthy of a normal amount of value.

I once sat next to Jim from Wild Kingdom on a flight from Atlanta. I find mentioning that opens a lot of doors.

I will not be misquoted!

I mean, I've always had scattered interests, but I never went on stage to get an agent or anything like that