I don't know any astronauts. There are a lot of people who say they want to be comedians.

I mean, I've always had scattered interests, but I never went on stage to get an agent or anything like that

I mean, I guess I started during the comedy boom, so it was literally like, on Sunday you could decide you wanted to be a comic, and on Monday, you could be on stage

I did end up doing substitute teaching, but there's not a lot of teaching involved in that.

And the goal really is to make the audience laugh, to bring them some joy.

There's people that are just in awe of what you do, and then there are people who just think it's garbage. And I think there are people who are just uncomfortable seeing someone have fun with their job

I'd rather send out a mass email then hang posters all over the place