I haven't done a lot in London. I think comedy over there is how it was over here years ago. There's tons of it, and they're better paid.

Sometimes they're all collectively thinking, "Wow, we're kinda a shitty audience," and then if you point it out, it's kinda like, "Hey, I know what's going on. We know what's going on up here. Or what's not going on. And I'm letting you know that I know. And now we can fix this."

I don't feel I'm even worthy of a normal amount of value.

Comedy clubs are a bit more expensive. That's the problem with some of these places. But the flipside of that is, if you do too many shows for free or $5, then people don't understand why you can't fly to Milwaukee and do a show for a $3 cover. That won't even pay for my flight.

I'd rather send out a mass email then hang posters all over the place

I did end up doing substitute teaching, but there's not a lot of teaching involved in that.

I loved Australia. I was very successful there