I mean, I guess I started during the comedy boom, so it was literally like, on Sunday you could decide you wanted to be a comic, and on Monday, you could be on stage

I have a podiatrist appointment at 2.

My sister sometimes does a Todd Barry tribute act.

If you see me at a restaurant, blow me a kiss, wave, blow me another kiss, then walk five steps backward.

I guess there seems to be clubs opening up again, which is strange.

I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect a sport.

I will not be misquoted!