I mean, I guess I started during the comedy boom, so it was literally like, on Sunday you could decide you wanted to be a comic, and on Monday, you could be on stage

Sometimes they're all collectively thinking, "Wow, we're kinda a shitty audience," and then if you point it out, it's kinda like, "Hey, I know what's going on. We know what's going on up here. Or what's not going on. And I'm letting you know that I know. And now we can fix this."

Anyone who bombs is my friend.

I am the the type to have a personal experience with a celebrity, but I'm too classy to bring that up.

I had temping jobs also. I liked the flexibility. There was no asking for time off; you just didn't work.

If I'm at a party and someone puts on a Blues Brothers tape, I tend to go nuts.

I like Cilantro, but you don't have to.