I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect a sport.
Buddha, much like everyone else has good and bad days.
I don't ban bloggers from my shows. I have a separate line: VIP seating for bloggers.
There seems to be more comedy for comedy's sake
People in New York love having roof parties.
I was probably just trying to be Dennis Miller, but without the vocabulary to actually be Dennis Miller. I guess I was just less interesting than I am now, if I am interesting at all