It's cool to go to a place that has posters up and it's one night only. It feels more special.

You come there and hang out and have a drink before the show and eat, so it's not that brutal. It's only $6.

I want to release another CD this year, finish writing a screenplay, and make another short film

I mean, I've always had scattered interests, but I never went on stage to get an agent or anything like that

I loved Australia. I was very successful there

Only lately, like within the last few years, have I had people actually do an impression of me to me, which weirds me out to think of what they have picked up on, without ever realizing it myself

I think people have this "It can't hurt to ask" mentality, which is true on some level. I get comics like, "Hey, will you look at these videos of me on MySpace?" I was like, "Well, who's gonna benefit from that? What if I don't like you?" No, I'm gonna write to a stranger and say, "Hi. You like me, and I don't like you. And now I feel bad when I didn't need to feel bad, because you put me on the spot." Or like, "Can I open for you?" Well, I've never seen you work, so no. I certainly made awkward mistakes when I was starting out, and they're just trying to have a career.