It's cool to go to a place that has posters up and it's one night only. It feels more special.

Anyone who bombs is my friend.

I am the the type to have a personal experience with a celebrity, but I'm too classy to bring that up.

I have a podiatrist appointment at 2.

I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.

If I'm at a party and someone puts on a Blues Brothers tape, I tend to go nuts.

I did end up doing substitute teaching, but there's not a lot of teaching involved in that.