If I'm at a party and someone puts on a Blues Brothers tape, I tend to go nuts.

If I'm at a party and someone puts on a Blues Brothers tape, I tend to go nuts.

I will not be misquoted!

Only lately, like within the last few years, have I had people actually do an impression of me to me, which weirds me out to think of what they have picked up on, without ever realizing it myself

You come there and hang out and have a drink before the show and eat, so it's not that brutal. It's only $6.

I once sat next to Jim from Wild Kingdom on a flight from Atlanta. I find mentioning that opens a lot of doors.

I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect a sport.