If I'm at a party and someone puts on a Blues Brothers tape, I tend to go nuts.

I will not be misquoted!

I have a podiatrist appointment at 2.

If you see me at a restaurant, blow me a kiss, wave, blow me another kiss, then walk five steps backward.

I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.

People don't understand that that's really what it is. They're looking for a magic phone number or something. And to a certain extent, I understand that, because comedy is treated so much as a stepping stone by a lot of people.

I haven't done a lot in London. I think comedy over there is how it was over here years ago. There's tons of it, and they're better paid.