If I'm at a party and someone puts on a Blues Brothers tape, I tend to go nuts.

I mean, I've always had scattered interests, but I never went on stage to get an agent or anything like that

I was probably just trying to be Dennis Miller, but without the vocabulary to actually be Dennis Miller. I guess I was just less interesting than I am now, if I am interesting at all

I guess there seems to be clubs opening up again, which is strange.

I will not be misquoted!

I did end up doing substitute teaching, but there's not a lot of teaching involved in that.

There are certain things that are probably too mean. I don't particularly like fat jokes. Those kind of bother me. But I guess what I was trying to say is, if I said I would never laugh at this, you could probably dig around and find a situation where I did laugh. I try not to be a hypocrite with that one. I find when there's a controversy about someone saying something offensive, I usually take the angle of, "Well, I don't know if that was offensive; it just wasn't funny." I generally don't gasp, "Oh my God!" I think people have been getting raked over the coals lately.