If I'm at a party and someone puts on a Blues Brothers tape, I tend to go nuts.

I guess there seems to be clubs opening up again, which is strange.

I loved Australia. I was very successful there

If you see me at a restaurant, blow me a kiss, wave, blow me another kiss, then walk five steps backward.

I'm particularly proud of my reluctance to share my dreams with anyone.

People don't understand that that's really what it is. They're looking for a magic phone number or something. And to a certain extent, I understand that, because comedy is treated so much as a stepping stone by a lot of people.

I did end up doing substitute teaching, but there's not a lot of teaching involved in that.