I like pens. My writing is so amazing there's never a need to erase

I'd rather send out a mass email then hang posters all over the place

I was probably just trying to be Dennis Miller, but without the vocabulary to actually be Dennis Miller. I guess I was just less interesting than I am now, if I am interesting at all

Buddha, much like everyone else has good and bad days.

I have a podiatrist appointment at 2.

I did end up doing substitute teaching, but there's not a lot of teaching involved in that.

I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.