I have a podiatrist appointment at 2.

I haven't done a lot in London. I think comedy over there is how it was over here years ago. There's tons of it, and they're better paid.

I am the the type to have a personal experience with a celebrity, but I'm too classy to bring that up.

I mean, I've always had scattered interests, but I never went on stage to get an agent or anything like that

I want to release another CD this year, finish writing a screenplay, and make another short film

It's cool to go to a place that has posters up and it's one night only. It feels more special.

There's people that are just in awe of what you do, and then there are people who just think it's garbage. And I think there are people who are just uncomfortable seeing someone have fun with their job