I have a podiatrist appointment at 2.

Comedy clubs are a bit more expensive. That's the problem with some of these places. But the flipside of that is, if you do too many shows for free or $5, then people don't understand why you can't fly to Milwaukee and do a show for a $3 cover. That won't even pay for my flight.

There's people that are just in awe of what you do, and then there are people who just think it's garbage. And I think there are people who are just uncomfortable seeing someone have fun with their job

I mean, I've always had scattered interests, but I never went on stage to get an agent or anything like that

I mean, I guess I started during the comedy boom, so it was literally like, on Sunday you could decide you wanted to be a comic, and on Monday, you could be on stage

I don't feel I'm even worthy of a normal amount of value.

I'm particularly proud of my reluctance to share my dreams with anyone.