In spite of really intense competition for the job, I'm still my own worst enemy.

New technology is useful, but it's inefficient and ugly; it knows it'll be obsolete by lunchtime tomorrow, so it has no incentive to be anything else

The best definition of an immortal is someone who hasn't died yet.

In spite of really intense competition for the job, I'm still my own worst enemy.

Human beings can get used to virtually anything, given plenty of time and no choice in the matter whatsoever.

Genies rarely have nightmares, for the same reason that elephants don't usually worry about being trampled underfoot. With the possible exception of bottles, there's nothing in the cosmos large enough or malicious enough to frighten them, or stupid enough to try.

American-style iced tea is the perfect drink for a hot