There’s nothing bad about reincarnation per se, it’s basically a very good system, cost-effective and ecologically friendly.

American-style iced tea is the perfect drink for a hot

Telling lies is a bit like tiling bathrooms - if you don't know how to do it properly, it's best not to try.

Poetry is one of the few nasty childhood habits I've managed to grow out of

Everything is out there if you know how to find it, and have the patience. I don't and haven't, but that's my problem

American-style iced tea is the perfect drink for a hot, sunny day. It's never really caught on in the UK, probably because the last time we had a hot, sunny day was back in 1957.

Mostly I sit at home in the evenings watching the box and hoping that one day I'll evolve into plankton.