There's all sorts of things I was always meaning to get around to - learning to play the flute, calculating the square root of nought, going mad - but I just didn't have the time.
Tom HoltLove is an optical illusion that makes you believe the object of your affection is the most beautiful person in the world.
Tom HoltNew technology is useful, but it's inefficient and ugly; it knows it'll be obsolete by lunchtime tomorrow, so it has no incentive to be anything else
Tom Holt