There’s nothing bad about reincarnation per se, it’s basically a very good system, cost-effective and ecologically friendly.

It was irritating to have one's physical shortcomings pointed out quite so plainly twice in one evening, once by a beautiful girl and once by a dying badger.

The best definition of an immortal is someone who hasn't died yet.

Telling lies is a bit like tiling bathrooms - if you don't know how to do it properly, it's best not to try.

There’s nothing bad about reincarnation per se, it’s basically a very good system, cost-effective and ecologically friendly.

At any given time, ninety-nine-point-nine-five per cent of the human race are a confounded nuisance

New technology is useful, but it's inefficient and ugly; it knows it'll be obsolete by lunchtime tomorrow, so it has no incentive to be anything else