Lawyers are predators in grey worsted

Love is an optical illusion that makes you believe the object of your affection is the most beautiful person in the world.

Mostly I sit at home in the evenings watching the box and hoping that one day I'll evolve into plankton.

American-style iced tea is the perfect drink for a hot, sunny day. It's never really caught on in the UK, probably because the last time we had a hot, sunny day was back in 1957.

Telling lies is a bit like tiling bathrooms - if you don't know how to do it properly, it's best not to try.

Not only had he lost the only girl he'd ever loved, he'd lost her in duplicate, like some heartbroken but highly efficient civil servant.

Luck, like a Russian car, generally only works if you push it.