Lawyers are predators in grey worsted

American-style iced tea is the perfect drink for a hot

The best definition of an immortal is someone who hasn't died yet.

Human beings can get used to virtually anything, given plenty of time and no choice in the matter whatsoever.

New technology is useful, but it's inefficient and ugly; it knows it'll be obsolete by lunchtime tomorrow, so it has no incentive to be anything else

Telling lies is a bit like tiling bathrooms - if you don't know how to do it properly, it's best not to try.

I don't read the Sunday papers; or the dailies, either