The best definition of an immortal is someone who hasn't died yet.
I try and do 2,500 words a day, every day of the year
Lawyers are predators in grey worsted
In spite of really intense competition for the job, I'm still my own worst enemy.
Telling lies is a bit like tiling bathrooms - if you don't know how to do it properly, it's best not to try.
I don't read the Sunday papers; or the dailies, either