Telling lies is a bit like tiling bathrooms - if you don't know how to do it properly, it's best not to try.
Tom HoltEverything is out there if you know how to find it, and have the patience. I don't and haven't, but that's my problem
Tom HoltGenies rarely have nightmares, for the same reason that elephants don't usually worry about being trampled underfoot. With the possible exception of bottles, there's nothing in the cosmos large enough or malicious enough to frighten them, or stupid enough to try.
Tom HoltIt was irritating to have one's physical shortcomings pointed out quite so plainly twice in one evening, once by a beautiful girl and once by a dying badger.
Tom Holt