I try and do 2,500 words a day, every day of the year

Lawyers are predators in grey worsted

New technology is useful, but it's inefficient and ugly; it knows it'll be obsolete by lunchtime tomorrow, so it has no incentive to be anything else

There's all sorts of things I was always meaning to get around to - learning to play the flute, calculating the square root of nought, going mad - but I just didn't have the time.

There’s nothing bad about reincarnation per se, it’s basically a very good system, cost-effective and ecologically friendly.

The best definition of an immortal is someone who hasn't died yet.

American-style iced tea is the perfect drink for a hot, sunny day. It's never really caught on in the UK, probably because the last time we had a hot, sunny day was back in 1957.