The best definition of an immortal is someone who hasn't died yet.

At any given time, ninety-nine-point-nine-five per cent of the human race are a confounded nuisance

There’s nothing bad about reincarnation per se, it’s basically a very good system, cost-effective and ecologically friendly.

The best definition of an immortal is someone who hasn't died yet.

Lawyers are predators in grey worsted

Not only had he lost the only girl he'd ever loved, he'd lost her in duplicate, like some heartbroken but highly efficient civil servant.

Poetry is one of the few nasty childhood habits I've managed to grow out of