The poor folks hate the rich folks, and the rich folks hate the poor folks. All of my folks hate all of your folks, it's American as apple pie.

I have always found it interesting... that there are people who regard copyright infringement as a form of flattery.

Always predict the worst, and you'll be hailed as a prophet.

The audiences like to think that satire is doing something. But, in fact, it is mostly to leave themselves satisfied. Satisfied rather than angry, which is what they should be.

I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.

I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.

On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away.