For there is surely nothing more beautiful in this world than the sight of a lone man facing single-handedly a half a ton of angry pot roast!

The audience usually has to be with you, I'm afraid. I always regarded myself as not even preaching to the converted, I was titillating the converted.

Counting in octal is just likst counting in decimal--if you don't use your thumbs.

I ache for the touch of your lips dear, but much more for the touch of your whips dear.

People are stupider than anybody.

And although I'm all for freedom of expression and against censorship, there are certain things I'm not willing to go to jail for.

When someone makes a move Of which we don't approve, Who is it that always intervenes? U.N. and O.A.S., They have their place, I guess, But first send the Marines!