I ache for the touch of your lips dear, but much more for the touch of your whips dear.

I went from adolescence to senility, trying to bypass maturity.

Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down ? That's not my department.

The audience usually has to be with you, I'm afraid. I always regarded myself as not even preaching to the converted, I was titillating the converted.

I have always found it interesting... that there are people who regard copyright infringement as a form of flattery.

If you visit American city, You will find it very pretty. Just two things of which you must beware: Don't drink the water and don't breathe the air. Pollution, pollution, They got smog and sewage and mud. Turn on your tap and get hot and cold running crud. See the halibuts and the sturgeons Being wiped out by detergents. Fish gotta swim and birds gotta fly, But they don't last long if they try. Pollution, pollution, You can use the latest toothpaste, And then rinse your mouth with industrial waste.

Always predict the worst, and you'll be hailed as a prophet.