Disclaimer: If anyone disagrees with anything I say, I am quite prepared to not only retract it, but also to deny under oath I ever said it.

It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years.

I have always found it interesting... that there are people who regard copyright infringement as a form of flattery.

If you asked me to write a rock song or a rap song, I couldn't do it because they're not in my fingers.

In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now you can't say 'girl.'

I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.

I don't want to satirise George Bush and his puppeteers, I want to vaporise them.