Base eight is just like base ten really, if you're missing two fingers.

Don't write naughty words on the wall if you can't spell!

In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now you can't say 'girl.'

I'm very proud of myself on my, whatever the literacy is, I'm pretentious, totally pretentious. I like to say 'hmm', for example.

Irreverence is easy - whats hard is wit.

If you asked me to write a rock song or a rap song, I couldn't do it because they're not in my fingers.

The Lord's our shepherd, says the psalm. But just in case, we better get a bomb.