Base eight is just like base ten really, if you're missing two fingers.

Some of you may have met mathematicians and wondered how they got that way.

In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now you can't say 'girl.'

The Army has carried the American... ideal to its logical conclusion... Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of race, creed and color, but also on the grounds of ability.

I'm not tempted to write a song about George W.Bush. I couldn't figure out what sort of song I would write. That's the problem: I don't want to satirise George Bush and his puppeteers, I want to vaporise them. And that's not funny.

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it.

If you asked me to write a rock song or a rap song, I couldn't do it because they're not in my fingers.