Apart from that Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?

If you asked me to write a rock song or a rap song, I couldn't do it because they're not in my fingers.

But in the new (math) approach, the important thing is to understand what you're doing, rather than to get the right answer.

For there is surely nothing more beautiful in this world than the sight of a lone man facing single-handedly a half a ton of angry pot roast!

Always predict the worst, and you'll be hailed as a prophet.

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it.

The poor folks hate the rich folks, and the rich folks hate the poor folks. All of my folks hate all of your folks, it's American as apple pie.