If you asked me to write a rock song or a rap song, I couldn't do it because they're not in my fingers.
In one word he told me the secret of success in mathematics: plagiarize; only be sure always to call it . . . research.
Some of you may have met mathematicians and wondered how they got that way.
I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.
Base eight is just like base ten really, if you're missing two fingers.
I don't want to satirise George Bush and his puppeteers, I want to vaporise them.