You cant be satirical and not be offensive to somebody.
I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.
The Lord's our shepherd, says the psalm. But just in case, we better get a bomb.
And although I'm all for freedom of expression and against censorship, there are certain things I'm not willing to go to jail for.
Always predict the worst, and you'll be hailed as a prophet.
I ache for the touch of your lips dear, but much more for the touch of your whips dear.