Some of you may have met mathematicians and wondered how they got that way.
When correctly viewed, everything is lewd.
Well I wasn't really attacking the religious beliefs [in the song 'The Vatican Rag'], I was attacking the formality of the rituals of the Catholic church; however, people took it wrongly.
Bad weather always looks worse through a window.
The reason most folksongs are so atrocious is that they were written by the people.
Irreverence is easy - whats hard is wit.