On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away.

On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away.

I have always found it interesting... that there are people who regard copyright infringement as a form of flattery.

Political satire became obsolete when they awarded Henry Kissinger the Nobel Peace Prize.

But in the new (math) approach, the important thing is to understand what you're doing, rather than to get the right answer.

They love us everywhere we go. So when in doubt, send the Marines.

Be careful not to do your good deeds when there's no one watching you.