The big print giveth and the small print taketh away.
I don't like hearing Beatles songs in commercials. It almost renders them useless. I think, 'Oh God, another one bites the dust.'
Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.
The trick is to have a career and have a family. It's like having two dogs that hate each other and you have to take them for a walk every night.
You can learn a lot about a woman by getting smashed with her.
There's a place down the street; Seven Xs. What does that mean? Maybe it's... girls without skin.