Grownups have to say 'please,' too.

Bruce Benedict is so slow he'd finish third in a race with a pregnant woman.

He (Darryl Strawberry) is not a dog; a dog is loyal and runs after balls.

The best possible thing in baseball is winning The World Series. The second best thing is losing The World Series.

One time I was doing a speech to a group of kids, and just before I get there, I see this little kid crying. I found out they just lost a game, and he was the losing pitcher. I went over there, put my arm around him, and said, 'What are you crying for? When major league players lose, they don't cry.'

I didn't even graduate from high school. I've never told anybody that before. I got my degree later, when I was in the army.

Everywhere I go, I feel strange.