No, we don't cheat. And even if we did, I'd never tell you.

I've been Catholic all my life, and there's one thing I've never understood. Why didn't the Corinthians write back?

No matter how good you are, you're going to lose one-third of your games. No matter how bad you are you're going to win one-third of your games. It's the other third that makes the difference.

Talking about your troubles is no good. Eighty percent of your friends don't care and the rest are glad.

About the only problem with success is that it does not teach you how to deal with failure.

I'm sick and tired of people saying that taking drugs is a sickness. When you put something of your own free will in your own body knowing that it's harmful against the body, it's against the law and all it will do is lead you down the path of destruction, that is a weakness.

No, we don't cheat. And even if we did, I'd never tell you.