No, we don't cheat. And even if we did, I'd never tell you.

I didn't even graduate from high school. I've never told anybody that before. I got my degree later, when I was in the army.

I've never used one word of profanity in front of my wife, or my daughter, or my granddaughter or anybody else's wife.

When we win, I'm so happy I eat a lot. When we lose, I'm so depressed, I eat a lot. When we're rained out, I'm so disappointed I eat a lot.

No, we don't cheat. And even if we did, I'd never tell you.

Bruce Benedict is so slow he'd finish third in a race with a pregnant woman.

The saddest day of the year is the day baseball season ends.