No, we don't cheat. And even if we did, I'd never tell you.

Grownups have to say 'please,' too.

I love doubleheaders. That way I get to keep my uniform on longer.

Everything I have, I owe to baseball and the Dodgers.

I've been Catholic all my life, and there's one thing I've never understood. Why didn't the Corinthians write back?

I bleed Dodger blue and when I die, I'm going to the big Dodger in the sky.

I firmly believe that there is a God. I firmly believe that there is a Heaven. And I firmly believe that if you go there, it's gonna be great.