Because Eddie [Murphy] came from where I come from, the Bushwick section of Brooklyn. People in the projects used to call me Fat Murphy.

Live every week like it's shark week.

I can't watch American Idol... it's like karaoke without the booze.

I've been funny my whole life. This is a gift God gave me.

I don't like doing stand-up for little kids. It's not geared for that.

I would love to try action films.

I'm very giving. Even if it's for nonsense, I'll give it to you.