Make your judgments and then you don't have to worry about it. You're always going to have those people who are offended about every little thing.

Being funny wasn't a career choice growing up, it was my way out of situations; a way to survive another day.

Stand-up is the foundation to my career. It's what I started out doing.

You will be surprised but I do a lot of studying and I watch National Geographic.

I think the word 'pregnant' is funny.

Stand-up don't get no respect - it's the hardest thing to do in show business. You don't have no band and there's no music.

Bones heal, but the loss of my friend will never heal.