If we all had a little bit of Michael Jackson in us, I think it would make the world a better place.

Because Eddie [Murphy] came from where I come from, the Bushwick section of Brooklyn. People in the projects used to call me Fat Murphy.

I love "30 Rock" because Tina Fey allows me to fly over the cuckoo nest once a week.

Live every week like it's shark week.

Comedy clubs are sacred ground. That's where anything goes.

Bad news travels at the speed of light; good news travels like molasses.

I'm not afraid to move away from funny. I'm not afraid of that.