If we all had a little bit of Michael Jackson in us, I think it would make the world a better place.

Stand-up is the foundation to my career. It's what I started out doing.

I'm not afraid to move away from funny. I'm not afraid of that.

When a child is born, it's born with a heart of gold, but the way of this world can turn that heart cold. I'm still a good person, and I thank God for that - He's working with me on it.

It's just, people recognize you for your work, you know? They love you for your work, and they judge you for your work. It's awesome to have people quoting you. I love it.

I just see myself as a short, dumpy guy with bad feet, and I'm passionate.

I don't really take the college tours and all that. Those are young people and I'm quite sure they're mature enough to understand, but they haven't seen or lived real life yet.