If we all had a little bit of Michael Jackson in us, I think it would make the world a better place.

Stand-up is mine. It's a part of me.

I don't do drama. I'm a comedian.

If you can survive 'Saturday Night Live,' then you're good as far as show business is concerned.

I'm not really much into politics, because it's rarely discussed in my line of work.

You will be surprised but I do a lot of studying and I watch National Geographic.

I touch on sex in my stand-up and it's funny, because when I talk about sex from an adult point of view, people cringe. But if I talk about war or killing, people laugh. So it's sick. It's really demented.