Life smacks Tracy Morgan in the face, and I don't mean to talk in third party, but no, it doesn't stop raining when I come outside, no, absolutely not. I'm very in touch.
My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality.
I love this cornbread so much, I wanna take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant.
I can't watch American Idol... it's like karaoke without the booze.
Martin Lawrence is one of my comedic heroes, and he's a genius.
Make your judgments and then you don't have to worry about it. You're always going to have those people who are offended about every little thing.