My father said: "If you want to catch your girl cheating, you knock on the front door and run to the back, because he's coming out the back."

Live every week like it's shark week.

I grew up in the projects in Brooklyn, and I consider myself lucky and blessed to be where I am - just working.

Stand-up and comedy is the place where we are supposed to be able to make fun of all of the world's ills.

What I have learned over the years is to try to stay in the moment. I want to feel it all because I've realized nothing lasts.

I'm not really much into politics, because it's rarely discussed in my line of work, but I know that Barack Obama is trying his best, and that at some point down the road, he's going to get it right.

I'm around my kids every day. I'm regular. We're a regular family. My wife cooks, she washes clothes, I read books, I pump my own gas, I get my own hair cut.