My father said: "If you want to catch your girl cheating, you knock on the front door and run to the back, because he's coming out the back."

I just see myself as a short, dumpy guy with bad feet, and I'm passionate.

You can't hold me to the same standard as the president or a school teacher. I'm just a comedian. My job is like Archie Bunker.

My father said: "If you want to catch your girl cheating, you knock on the front door and run to the back, because he's coming out the back."

I had a great time working on 'Saturday Night Live.' It was one of the important times in my life.

To me, politics is a pile of tricks.

When a child is born, it's born with a heart of gold, but the way of this world can turn that heart cold. I'm still a good person, and I thank God for that - He's working with me on it.