When I do stand-up... I get to do whatever I want to do. There's no boundaries. You'll get to know me. You'll leave with a piece of me.

I love Ice Cube and Charlie Day. They're brilliant men, great actors and very funny people.

Don't follow in my footsteps. Be original, and create your own path. Be a trailblazer! Do you! Be better than me. Do you! Be happy and have joy in your life.

I can't watch American Idol... it's like karaoke without the booze.

I think the word 'pregnant' is funny.

In my heart, I really don't care who you love, same sex or not; as long as you have the ability to love, that's the important thing here.

The truth is, I've never thought of myself as the Michael Jordan of comedy. And that's a good thing. You know why? Because I'm not. Wasn't that Richard Pryor? Yes, it was. I know what I am: I'm funny!