When I do stand-up... I get to do whatever I want to do. There's no boundaries. You'll get to know me. You'll leave with a piece of me.

Bad news travels at the speed of light; good news travels like molasses.

The truth is if I had a gay son, I would love him just as much as if he was straight… I might have to try to love even more because I know of the difficulty that he would have in society.

I love Ice Cube and Charlie Day. They're brilliant men, great actors and very funny people.

Stand-up don't get no respect - it's the hardest thing to do in show business. You don't have no band and there's no music.

My father was funnier than me. My father was Richard Pryor-funny. I'm just a better businessman.

You get somebody to crack a smile, that's a beautiful thing.