I don't need no stool and mike stand. I don't need all of that to be funny. I've been funny my whole life. This is a gift God gave me. I spread love wherever I'm at. I'm like Marvin Gaye.

Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to distract us while white dudes inject AIDS into our chicken nuggets.

I love Ice Cube and Charlie Day. They're brilliant men, great actors and very funny people.

Martin Lawrence is one of my comedic heroes, and he's a genius.

I've been funny my whole life. This is a gift God gave me.

I had a great time working on 'Saturday Night Live.' It was one of the important times in my life.

I touch on sex in my stand-up and it's funny, because when I talk about sex from an adult point of view, people cringe. But if I talk about war or killing, people laugh. So it's sick. It's really demented.