And when I was angry, when I was younger, I was in a cocoon. Now I'm a beautiful, black butterfly.

I don't need no stool and mike stand. I don't need all of that to be funny. I've been funny my whole life. This is a gift God gave me. I spread love wherever I'm at. I'm like Marvin Gaye.

Bad news travels at the speed of light; good news travels like molasses.

I do stand up sometimes out of anger. Sometimes the greatest stuff comes from a dark place.

Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to distract us while white dudes inject AIDS into our chicken nuggets.

I'm a big, big movie fan. I watch 'The Ten Commandments' and the original 'Planet of the Apes' every night.

Let's focus on the funny. ... That's what I'm focused on... This is the gift God gave me. That's what I want to touch in people.