If you can survive 'Saturday Night Live,' then you're good as far as show business is concerned.

I touch on sex in my stand-up and it's funny, because when I talk about sex from an adult point of view, people cringe. But if I talk about war or killing, people laugh. So it's sick. It's really demented.

George Carlin is an influence on a generation. He made me want to do comedy.

I never wanted the ha-ha-ha laughter [at my shows]. I always aimed for the gut. I always aimed for the pretty girls in the front row, laughing and leaning over and pooting.

I live life and I don't take it for granted.

If you can survive 'Saturday Night Live,' then you're good as far as show business is concerned.

I'm very giving. Even if it's for nonsense, I'll give it to you.