I don't like doing stand-up for little kids. It's not geared for that.
Bad news travels at the speed of light; good news travels like molasses.
I don't do drama. I'm a comedian.
I give [Barack Obama] a 10 [on a scale of 1 to 10] because he's not God, and he inherited a couple of wars, and a financial mess.I want to see him curse somebody out on TV. You can't finesse a bull. He's gotta throw down. He's in the shark tank.
You will be surprised but I do a lot of studying and I watch National Geographic.
When I do stand-up... I get to do whatever I want to do. There's no boundaries. You'll get to know me. You'll leave with a piece of me.