Life smacks Tracy Morgan in the face, and I don't mean to talk in third party, but no, it doesn't stop raining when I come outside, no, absolutely not. I'm very in touch.

My father was funnier than me. My father was Richard Pryor-funny. I'm just a better businessman.

Every person has contributed to me as a human, but a lot of the characters I do are ones I created.

If I don't offend somebody, then I'm probably not funny.

The truth is if I had a gay son, I would love him just as much as if he was straight… I might have to try to love even more because I know of the difficulty that he would have in society.

Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to distract us while white dudes inject AIDS into our chicken nuggets.

In my heart, I really don't care who you love, same sex or not; as long as you have the ability to love, that's the important thing here.