Having a daughter makes you see things in a different way. This is my only girl. So I don't care what it takes to protect her. You can call it what you want to call it. As long as you treat her the same way I treat her, like my princess, I don't mind.

George Carlin is an influence on a generation. He made me want to do comedy.

Bones heal, but the loss of my friend will never heal.

I'm not focused on the outrageousness. I'm just focused on being funny, and raising my kids. I don't even read the newspaper, I don't read that crap.

Stand-up and comedy is the place where we are supposed to be able to make fun of all of the world's ills.

I don't do drama. I'm a comedian.

The truth is if I had a gay son, I would love him just as much as if he was straight… I might have to try to love even more because I know of the difficulty that he would have in society.