People walked out on Richard Pryor and he's the funniest man alive.

I love "30 Rock" because Tina Fey allows me to fly over the cuckoo nest once a week.

Don't follow in my footsteps. Be original, and create your own path. Be a trailblazer! Do you! Be better than me. Do you! Be happy and have joy in your life.

You can't hold me to the same standard as the president or a school teacher. I'm just a comedian. My job is like Archie Bunker.

I think people would want to see Tracy Morgan host Saturday Night Live.

Young stand-ups, we ought to do comedy in George Carlin's spirit, in Richard Pryor's spirit, in Jackie Gleason's spirit, in Lucille Ball's spirit, because they did it with the spirit.

What am I afraid of? The IRS. Thats it. I dont want those people knockin on my door, man.