I never wanted the ha-ha-ha laughter [at my shows]. I always aimed for the gut. I always aimed for the pretty girls in the front row, laughing and leaning over and pooting.

In my heart, I really don't care who you love, same sex or not; as long as you have the ability to love, that's the important thing here.

I spread love wherever I'm at. I'm like Marvin Gaye.

When I do stand-up... I get to do whatever I want to do. There's no boundaries. You'll get to know me. You'll leave with a piece of me.

Stand-up is really personal. It's not like somebody else is writing the script and you have to do what they write.

Bad news travels at the speed of light; good news travels like molasses.

If you can survive 'Saturday Night Live,' then you're good as far as show business is concerned.