I never wanted the ha-ha-ha laughter [at my shows]. I always aimed for the gut. I always aimed for the pretty girls in the front row, laughing and leaning over and pooting.

It's just, people recognize you for your work, you know? They love you for your work, and they judge you for your work. It's awesome to have people quoting you. I love it.

Life smacks Tracy Morgan in the face, and I don't mean to talk in third party, but no, it doesn't stop raining when I come outside, no, absolutely not. I'm very in touch.

It's very important to be in your child's life and know what's going on and be there with them.

I think the word 'pregnant' is funny.

I was like any other inner-city kid with a chip on his shoulder because his daddy and his mommy wasn't together.

Live every week like it's shark week.