Yeah, I'm going to learn. I'm going to learn to skate really good, and if I can't, I'm going to get hurt doing it.

I wish people would turn off their computers, go outside, talk to people, touch people, lick people, enjoy each other's company and smell each other on the rump

Music has never been at a better time then it is right now, we're really lucky to be a part of this wonderful thing called music.

I'm not exactly sure how many kids I have, but yes, I do miss them officially, for the record. In case any of them are listening, I love you.

Why are there no clouds in the sky? ... 'Cause God wants to watch his favorite band again!

I'm like a sack of potatoes, to be abused at will.

I'm the greatest rock and roll drummer on the planet and you suck.