Yeah, I'm going to learn. I'm going to learn to skate really good, and if I can't, I'm going to get hurt doing it.

I never completed high school and I am very rich and very successful.

You gotta stick your neck out and put out a record that isn't safe... that's the Green Day way!

I told my dad 'Yeah, I’m going to be a drummer', and he said 'Well, if you can rub your stomach at the same time as you pat your head at the same time you’re standing on one leg and kicking the other one out in a circle and say the pledge of allegiance'. And I did all that just like bam, you know?

It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put that booger that counts.

I'd probably be a burglar, I'd burgle people.

I'm like a sack of potatoes, to be abused at will.