We're Green Day. We can do whatever we want.

You just can't pull out the gun and blow the TV away anymore 'cause the baby might be sleeping.

Don't jack off a cactus, you'll only hurt your hand and the cactus' feelings

You gotta stick your neck out and put out a record that isn't safe... that's the Green Day way!

I wish people would turn off their computers, go outside, talk to people, touch people, lick people, enjoy each other's company and smell each other on the rump

I wanna survive an avalanche. I wanna be one of those people a dog finds buried under a ton of snow, almost dying of starvation.

I have a homosexual crush on most adolescents.