I caught on fire twice on the stage, but I was promptly put out. It was just my leg
I can't stop bleeding and I can't stop having sex with corpses.
Don't jack off a cactus, you'll only hurt your hand and the cactus' feelings
Yeah, I'm going to learn. I'm going to learn to skate really good, and if I can't, I'm going to get hurt doing it.
Why are there no clouds in the sky? ... 'Cause God wants to watch his favorite band again!
Punk rock has become another viable art form. It always was. But now it's like everyone's doing it.