I caught on fire twice on the stage, but I was promptly put out. It was just my leg
Prosthetic head is better than no head in the morning.
I'm not exactly sure how many kids I have, but yes, I do miss them officially, for the record. In case any of them are listening, I love you.
I didn't have a normal childhood by any means.
I have a homosexual crush on most adolescents.
I'm the greatest rock and roll drummer on the planet and you suck.