I've never been beaten up! I'm a black belt in Run-Fu.

Life is like breakfast: you just mix all ingredients 'cause in your stomach it will all come together.

I wish people would turn off their computers, go outside, talk to people, touch people, lick people, enjoy each other's company and smell each other on the rump

Don't jack off a cactus, you'll only hurt your hand and the cactus' feelings

I used to drink beer and smoke pot before I played. Now I drink tequila and smoke pot. So it's a little different

I’ve played on literally every brand of US drums out there, and I’ve finally found my home. I’ve been looking for drums like these my whole life. True American hot rod custom kits. From the look and sound to the service and attention, it’s good to now be a part of the SJC family.

Music has never been at a better time then it is right now, we're really lucky to be a part of this wonderful thing called music.