I wish people would turn off their computers, go outside, talk to people, touch people, lick people, enjoy each other's company and smell each other on the rump

You just can't pull out the gun and blow the TV away anymore 'cause the baby might be sleeping.

I'm the greatest rock and roll drummer on the planet and you suck.

I'm like a sack of potatoes, to be abused at will.

I had trouble fitting in, in a musical sense. A lot of drummers get sidetracked by the instrument. It can engulf you.

Prosthetic head is better than no head in the morning.

I wanna survive an avalanche. I wanna be one of those people a dog finds buried under a ton of snow, almost dying of starvation.