I wish people would turn off their computers, go outside, talk to people, touch people, lick people, enjoy each other's company and smell each other on the rump

I am no longer married, so ladies... there you go.

I like Fisher Price music, nursery rhymes, and the alphabet song.

I've never been beaten up! I'm a black belt in Run-Fu.

Music has never been at a better time then it is right now, we're really lucky to be a part of this wonderful thing called music.

You gotta stick your neck out and put out a record that isn't safe... that's the Green Day way!

I can't stop bleeding and I can't stop having sex with corpses.