I wish people would turn off their computers, go outside, talk to people, touch people, lick people, enjoy each other's company and smell each other on the rump

I used to drink beer and smoke pot before I played. Now I drink tequila and smoke pot. So it's a little different

I am no longer married, so ladies... there you go.

I've been working on my relationship with my parents and my sister over the years.

Don't jack off a cactus, you'll only hurt your hand and the cactus' feelings

I told my dad 'Yeah, I’m going to be a drummer', and he said 'Well, if you can rub your stomach at the same time as you pat your head at the same time you’re standing on one leg and kicking the other one out in a circle and say the pledge of allegiance'. And I did all that just like bam, you know?

I had trouble fitting in, in a musical sense. A lot of drummers get sidetracked by the instrument. It can engulf you.