Why are there no clouds in the sky? ... 'Cause God wants to watch his favorite band again!
It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put that booger that counts.
I caught on fire twice on the stage, but I was promptly put out. It was just my leg
I wanna survive an avalanche. I wanna be one of those people a dog finds buried under a ton of snow, almost dying of starvation.
I'm not exactly sure how many kids I have, but yes, I do miss them officially, for the record. In case any of them are listening, I love you.
I wish people would turn off their computers, go outside, talk to people, touch people, lick people, enjoy each other's company and smell each other on the rump