Prosthetic head is better than no head in the morning.

I wish people would turn off their computers, go outside, talk to people, touch people, lick people, enjoy each other's company and smell each other on the rump

I am no longer married, so ladies... there you go.

I'm like a sack of potatoes, to be abused at will.

I told my dad 'Yeah, I’m going to be a drummer', and he said 'Well, if you can rub your stomach at the same time as you pat your head at the same time you’re standing on one leg and kicking the other one out in a circle and say the pledge of allegiance'. And I did all that just like bam, you know?

Life is like breakfast: you just mix all ingredients 'cause in your stomach it will all come together.

I've never been beaten up! I'm a black belt in Run-Fu.