Prosthetic head is better than no head in the morning.

You just can't pull out the gun and blow the TV away anymore 'cause the baby might be sleeping.

I told my dad 'Yeah, I’m going to be a drummer', and he said 'Well, if you can rub your stomach at the same time as you pat your head at the same time you’re standing on one leg and kicking the other one out in a circle and say the pledge of allegiance'. And I did all that just like bam, you know?

I have a homosexual crush on most adolescents.

I didn't have a normal childhood by any means. But it was what it was, and I appreciate what my parents did for me.

I object. I object to any killing at all. You know, it's terrible what happened and I think retaliation definitely makes sense and it's definitely one option. But, personally, I prefer peace. You know, maybe I'm just being ignorant and shortsighted, you know, it's true I'm not running the government, I'm not running the United States. I just don't think that killing people is a good way to remedy people dying. Martin Luther King Jr. said that you can murder a murderer but you can never murder murder itself.

I can't stop bleeding and I can't stop having sex with corpses.