Prosthetic head is better than no head in the morning.

I’ve played on literally every brand of US drums out there, and I’ve finally found my home. I’ve been looking for drums like these my whole life. True American hot rod custom kits. From the look and sound to the service and attention, it’s good to now be a part of the SJC family.

You just can't pull out the gun and blow the TV away anymore 'cause the baby might be sleeping.

I've never been beaten up! I'm a black belt in Run-Fu.

I used to drink beer and smoke pot before I played. Now I drink tequila and smoke pot. So it's a little different

I'm not exactly sure how many kids I have, but yes, I do miss them officially, for the record. In case any of them are listening, I love you.

I like Fisher Price music, nursery rhymes, and the alphabet song.