I object. I object to any killing at all. You know, it's terrible what happened and I think retaliation definitely makes sense and it's definitely one option. But, personally, I prefer peace. You know, maybe I'm just being ignorant and shortsighted, you know, it's true I'm not running the government, I'm not running the United States. I just don't think that killing people is a good way to remedy people dying. Martin Luther King Jr. said that you can murder a murderer but you can never murder murder itself.

Music has never been at a better time then it is right now, we're really lucky to be a part of this wonderful thing called music.

I wish people would turn off their computers, go outside, talk to people, touch people, lick people, enjoy each other's company and smell each other on the rump

Don't jack off a cactus, you'll only hurt your hand and the cactus' feelings

You just can't pull out the gun and blow the TV away anymore 'cause the baby might be sleeping.

I have a homosexual crush on most adolescents.

Yeah, I'm going to learn. I'm going to learn to skate really good, and if I can't, I'm going to get hurt doing it.