Prosthetic head is better than no head in the morning.
It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put that booger that counts.
I'm not exactly sure how many kids I have, but yes, I do miss them officially, for the record. In case any of them are listening, I love you.
I never completed high school and I am very rich and very successful.
I like Fisher Price music, nursery rhymes, and the alphabet song.
Why are there no clouds in the sky? ... 'Cause God wants to watch his favorite band again!