You gotta stick your neck out and put out a record that isn't safe... that's the Green Day way!

It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put that booger that counts.

I wish people would turn off their computers, go outside, talk to people, touch people, lick people, enjoy each other's company and smell each other on the rump

Life is like breakfast: you just mix all ingredients 'cause in your stomach it will all come together.

I've matured, maybe, but not grown up.

Don't jack off a cactus, you'll only hurt your hand and the cactus' feelings

I'm like a sack of potatoes, to be abused at will.