Punk rock has become another viable art form. It always was. But now it's like everyone's doing it.

I used to drink beer and smoke pot before I played. Now I drink tequila and smoke pot. So it's a little different

You just can't pull out the gun and blow the TV away anymore 'cause the baby might be sleeping.

Don't jack off a cactus, you'll only hurt your hand and the cactus' feelings

I’ve played on literally every brand of US drums out there, and I’ve finally found my home. I’ve been looking for drums like these my whole life. True American hot rod custom kits. From the look and sound to the service and attention, it’s good to now be a part of the SJC family.

I am no longer married, so ladies... there you go.

It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put that booger that counts.