I've learned that all a person has in life is family and friends. If you lose those, you have nothing, so friends are to be treasured more than anything else in the world.

I just realized that there are going to be a lot of painful times in life, so I better learn to deal with them in the right way.

I find Mormons adorable.

Hollywood views regular people as children, and they think they're the smart ones who need to tell the idiots out there how to be.

A scotch buzz is the best buzz in the world.

So we're considering doing a new Christmas album, because there's been Christmas episodes since then, and maybe finally do the version of 'The Most Offensive Song Ever' with lyrics intact.

No, writing musicals is the hardest thing in the world. And it was really funny, because I remember when the South Park movie came out, there were some critics that said, 'Well it's obvious that in order to get it to be 90 minutes they filled some time with music.'